Thursday, September 22, 2011

does the pope shit in the woods?

{Apparently he was witnessed doing the deed at Woodstock in 1969 during Jimi Hendrix's National Anthem where he ecclesiastically exulted a Biblical flood of excreta whilst amid a heavily wooded area, putting to shame all other fecal works of great holy pontiffs.}

Ok, but on a slightly more serious note, pooping in the woods can be absolutely terrifying and seemingly impossible for some poor souls.  You can try methods like these: 

And my own helpful hint: if you just can't go, try "the squat" standing on your toes; gets things going. 

But I just found this {click here} great article that you woods-poopers and toilet-seekers alike. Happy reading!

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